2009 Dookie StatsI’ll be keeping a leaderboard for The Dookie for 2009.
The Dookie will be non-turbo NLHE, with the exception of the first Wednesday of each month, where it will be limit HORSE (turbo).
2009 Dookie Statistics
| Rank |
Player |
Total Winnings |
Trnys Played |
Net Winnings |
Avg Finish |
ITM |
FT |
Wins |
2nd |
3rd |
Bub |
HORSE Wins |
| 1 |
NumbBono |
37.50 |
1 |
32.00 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
| 2 |
dbmachine |
22.50 |
1 |
17.00 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 3 |
muhctim |
15.00 |
1 |
9.50 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 4 |
iaatg6296 |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| 5 |
jeciimd |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 6 |
PinkyStinky |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 7 |
jimdniacc |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 8 |
BuddyDank |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 9 |
mookie99 |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 10 |
bighern2727 |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 11 |
xkm1245 |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 12 |
twoblackaces |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 13 |
heffmike |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 14 |
PirateLawyer |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| 15 |
NYRambler |
0 |
1 |
-5.50 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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The NumbBlowMe Open – Part DeuxSame as last time, but it’ll be a turbo this time.
I’ll be running this quarterly from this point forward, on the last Thursday of the month that it falls in.
Save your dimes people
More Bankroll to Manage BadlyMade a nice showing tonight in Julius Goat’s Bad-Bankroll Management Tournament. It was a pretty fun time. I held true to my New Years Resolution to not go after anyone, even in jest (sometimes my sarcasm doesn’t come across like I intend), in the chat box after bad beats….no matter how badly I want to.
I laid a few beats on people during this thing, and got lambasted in the chat box (not to mention IM).
Anyways, I did the typical things a person does when they run deep in a tourney. I played a number of hands quite well, and I played a couple of hands poorly and I sucked out on people. It happens.
Congrats to TwoBlackAces for taking me down heads-up. And I look forward to the next one.
And thanks to Julius Goat for throwing this thing together. I think it’s a fantastic quarterly addition to the blogger tourney lineup.
“My wife would like that…”
Rolled up in Razz…I’m Walkin’ BabyI know hand histories get tedious, but it’s not everyday you get a walk in razz, with rolled up kings. And yes…I showed.
Full Tilt Poker Game #9809480329: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (74525988), Table 17 - 120/240 Ante 20 - Limit Razz - 1:05:39 ET - 2009/01/02
Seat 1: Jaggy42 (2,079)
Seat 3: lilika (2,647)
Seat 4: IrishGuinness14 (4,552)
Seat 5: something to do (4,595)
Seat 6: NumbBono (2,176)
Seat 7: jimw99 (2,077)
Seat 8: TylerRudy (5,618), is sitting out
Jaggy42 antes 20
lilika antes 20
IrishGuinness14 antes 20
something to do antes 20
NumbBono antes 20
jimw99 antes 20
TylerRudy antes 20
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to Jaggy42 [4c]
Dealt to lilika [7h]
Dealt to IrishGuinness14 [Qh]
Dealt to something to do [Qc]
Dealt to NumbBono [Kh Kc] [Ks]
Dealt to jimw99 [4s]
Dealt to TylerRudy [As]
NumbBono is high with [Ks]
TylerRudy has returned
NumbBono brings in for 40
jimw99 folds
TylerRudy folds
Jaggy42 folds
lilika folds
IrishGuinness14 folds
something to do folds
Uncalled bet of 40 returned to NumbBono
NumbBono shows [Kh Kc Ks] three of a kind, Kings
NumbBono wins the pot (140)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 140 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Jaggy42 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: lilika folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: IrishGuinness14 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: something to do folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: NumbBono collected (140)
Seat 7: jimw99 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: TylerRudy folded on 3rd St.
Drawing to Quads in 2-7 triple draw is funYes, I drew to quads intentionally. Why? For the fun of it, and to show Joanada and Buddy just how big of a donkey I am.
Four-Flushed again
Concentration is helpful in pokerAnyone wanna see an ugly mistake on my part?
From the HORSE tourney that I win often.
Full Tilt Poker Game #9776366984: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (74296941), Table 27 - 60/120 Ante 10 - Limit Stud H/L - 0:28:56 ET - 2008/12/31
Seat 1: magic969 (1,637)
Seat 2: Phingroov72 (1,706)
Seat 3: NumbBono (1,148)
Seat 4: Patriot08 (3,106)
Seat 5: PokerJoe1210 (1,171)
Seat 6: KaaBooomOnU (2,068)
Seat 7: taps1961 (3,762)
magic969 antes 10
Phingroov72 antes 10
NumbBono antes 10
Patriot08 antes 10
PokerJoe1210 antes 10
KaaBooomOnU antes 10
taps1961 antes 10
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to magic969 [Kc]
Dealt to Phingroov72 [Qc]
Dealt to NumbBono [6s 8h] [Jh]
Dealt to Patriot08 [7c]
Dealt to PokerJoe1210 [Qd]
Dealt to KaaBooomOnU [Qs]
Dealt to taps1961 [9s]
Patriot08 is low with [7c]
Patriot08 brings in for 20
PokerJoe1210 has 15 seconds left to act
PokerJoe1210 folds
KaaBooomOnU folds
taps1961 folds
magic969 folds
Phingroov72 has 15 seconds left to act
aarrgghh1 sits down
aarrgghh1 adds 925
Phingroov72 completes it to 60
NumbBono calls 60
Patriot08 folds
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to Phingroov72 [Qc] [Jc]
Dealt to NumbBono [6s 8h Jh] [Qh]
Phingroov72 bets 60
NumbBono calls 60
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to Phingroov72 [Qc Jc] [5c]
Dealt to NumbBono [6s 8h Jh Qh] [3h]
Phingroov72 bets 120
NumbBono calls 120
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to Phingroov72 [Qc Jc 5c] [5s]
Dealt to NumbBono [6s 8h Jh Qh 3h] [Ad]
Phingroov72 bets 120
NumbBono calls 120
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to NumbBono [6s 8h Jh Qh 3h Ad] [7d]
Phingroov72 bets 120
NumbBono folds
Uncalled bet of 120 returned to Phingroov72
Phingroov72 mucks
Phingroov72 wins the pot (810)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 810 | Rake 0
Seat 1: magic969 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 2: Phingroov72 collected (810), mucked
Seat 3: NumbBono folded on 7th St.
Seat 4: Patriot08 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: PokerJoe1210 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: KaaBooomOnU folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: taps1961 folded on 3rd St.
Yep, that’s me, over there, folding on seventh street heads up with a board lock on the low. Forgot we moved to 7s H/L I guess.
Kind of hard to believe that I actually kill this tourney on a regular basis.
The Crying GameFor those of you who don’t know, my name is NumbBono, and I’m a Detroit Lions fan. My disease was passed down to me genetically from my father. Over the years, I’ve been enabled by family and friends with Detroit Lion gifts including clothing, wind chimes, socks, underwear, coats, playing cards, and many other similar items.
The first car I bought when I graduated from college was a blue Ford Thunderbird, because the Ford family owns the Lions, and…well…it was blue.
I HAVE A FUCKING DETROIT LIONS TATTOO. ‘nuff said
Before this decade, I used to not be able to sleep on Saturdays before games, because I was too nervous. Each game meant something. We (and yes, I call my team we…and us…fuck you if you have a problem with that) were usually in the thick of a playoff race throughout the nineties, and each game actually meant something.
The solution for this gameday-eve insomnia (I have friends that shared the same problem), was copious amounts of alcohol consumed at many different establishments Saturday evening. Drink enough, and you’ll fall asleep…somewhere.
But it never failed, on gameday, we’d be up at 7:30, still stinking drunk, but unable to sleep more than the couple of hours that our bodies had been forced to shut down. That was the idea.
A greasy breakfast, a few urgent trips to the head, and pregame on in the background. Then we’d head to the bar to watch our teams play, and love every minute of it.
It was so much fun back then.
Now…
 I have absolutely no reason to look forward to Sunday Football. I know my team will lose, the only question is whether or not the Lion’s opponent will let their foot off their throat long enough to make it semi-exciting.
I pretend I don’t care about the 0-16 thing. I joke about it. I laugh about it. I put up a tough front.
But the truth is……
It fucking kills me. I cried today. I was prepared though, I knew we weren’t gonna win for the first time in FudgePacker land in 17 years, so I prepared…and we lost…and I still cried.
I was alone at home with Numb Jr, who fortunately is just young enough to not let the site of his daddy shedding a tear about a sports team permanently scar his innermost “I Love Daddy” thoughts.
Now mind you, this crying thing wasn’t a big production…hell, I’m no Julia Roberts, it was just a couple of tears that trickled out of my already misty eyes as the final seconds rolled off the clock. That’s all.
Today is my birthday now. How great is that.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2008-12-28
OK, one last test postFor the Googlebots this time…
Hot Naked Waffles
One more testBear with me here folks.
Google tag this time…
Naked celebrities
NakedNo real content in this post. Just testing some Twitter functionality out.
Maybe this will generate some hits.
Brad Pitt Naked
Angelina Jolie Naked
Running GootThe last four donkaments I’ve entered, I’ve ended up at the top of the leaderboard, although this one had such a small field, it barely qualifies. I heard Kat was thinking about banning me from this for excessive dominance.
This was followed up by another takedown of the nightly $5 HORSE. I think this is number 4 or 5 in the last six months. How long before they rename it after me?
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